What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

-mwahh

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Steelers players defend attending Trump rally at U.S. Steel plant: 'I'm not apologetic about that' - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”